Dick Figures rule!!
Levi x Reader |Soft Cheeks|"How many times did you have to redo the floor?" Eren asks your group of friends. Someone thought it was a good idea to just barge in to the room you shared with Mikasa, along with everyone else in the 104th trainees (that were in the Survey Corps).
"Four times." Sasha groaned out, lying on your bed. You glared at her. You just wanted to sleep, but everyone was so persistent on sharing the details of their day.
"Four? Hah, that's nothing! I had to redo it seven times, and redo the dishes five times." Jean said proudly. If you could even be proud of that.
"Maybe if you cleaned better you wouldn't have to redo it as often, horse face." Eren says. Before they can start arguing, Mikasa steps in.
"Quiet down." Mikasa said, making them both sit down quietly.
"I had to run laps through dinner." Connie complained.
"You did prank Corporal with Hanji though." You pointed out.
"It was so worth it though. Did you see his face when all his mops didn't have the bristles on them?" Connie sai
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to want to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-"
Gummy Bears: Hiro Hamada x reader
Warning: Fluff alert, Hiro's pervy side comes out a little, once again. Thought I might give you some warning this time, haha.
I imagine this taking place when Hiro is around 17 to 18 years old.
You were currently laying out on Hiro’s bed, your head propped up by his pillows as you read from the book you had resting against your stomach. Hiro was sitting in his desk chair, typing away at his computer. You were both caught up in your own worlds, content being next to each other and not needing to fill the air with useless chatter.
A few minutes later, you hear Hiro’s chair squeak as he leans back and stretches his arms up into the air. The wheels of his chair roll across the hardwood floor as he pushes away from the desk and stands. “I’m gonna grab a snack from downstairs. Do you want anything?” he asks.
You glance at him from your book and shake your head. “No thanks,” you tell him w
Never Again (Drunk!Avengers X Sober!Reader)"THOR DONT EAT THAT!" you screamed.
You were loosing your mind as 4 wild grow men ran around the building. It all started when all the Avengers were at Stark Tower besides Bruce and Natasha. Bruce, was in a whole other country and Natasha was on a mission in
Russia. You, Clint, Thor and Steve were watching the "magic box" as Thor would say when Tony can running upstairs with a goofy smile in his face. "I did it!" He shouted catching everyone's attention. "WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED BROTHER ANTHONY?" Thor boomed exited.
"Cap, I challenge you to a drinking contest!" Tony yelled excitedly, blowing off Thor's question. "Tony do you remember last time you challenged me to a drinking competition?" Steve asked chuckling. Lets just say it took Tony 8 showers to get the house paint off him. "This is different, here" Tony said handing Steve a glass with green liquid which didn't seem to faze Steve.
Tony put beers all over the table smiling. You knew something was up, "Wait Cap" you yelled, but w
Dirty Minded Hawk (Steve Rogers X Reader)Clint walked into the living room only to stop dead silent from what he saw.
Only your head and shoulders were visible over the couch. He could hear you and Steve panting and see your face flushed. You bounced up and down, your (h/c) ponytail following you as well.
"Steve we have been going at this for 2 hours, maybe we should take a break" you panted.
Clint was horrified.
"N-no I'm close, I can do this!" Steve replied breathless.
The archer thought he was going to throw up his breakfast.
"Umpf" Steve grunted and you sighed before falling to the ground, your head and shoulders disappearing behind the couch.
"..." Clint walked out of the living room before stomping back in. "Geez I wonder what (Name) and Steve are doing" His eyes were squeezed shut as he rounded the couch.
"Hey Clint what's up?" You asked. The spy's eyes shot open to see both of you sitting next to each other on the floor. Still clothed."What were you guys doing?" He asked innocent yet cautiously.
"I ran a 6 miles with
L x Reader- Don't Be ShyYou sighed as Light finished ranting to Misa about something you weren't paying attention to. You sat on the other side of L, looking at the computer screens as well. You felt your eyes droop a bit. You were getting sleepy. So of course you stood from your seat, acknowledged by L's glancing in your direction before you spoke.
"I'm tired. I'm going to bed," you yawned a bit and began making your way past Misa and towards the elevator doors. Misa followed after you, waving at Light.
"I better go too! Tomorrow's shoot is bright and early so I'd better get some sleep~" she giggled as you made it to the elevator.
Before she let the doors close she teased, "Hey Light~ Want to come sleep with me tonight?"
You saw Light's embarrassed expression for a moment as he fumbled, "W-What are you talking about?"
Misa laughed, "Just kidding~! You're saving it until after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it."
"Yes, Light, there's no need to be shy," you heard L mumble, taunting Light
Top or Bottom? (StevexReader) One-ShotIt was a typical Sunday night of you and the other Avengers sitting around in a large table talking to one another. Sunday was the day you all got together to hang out and just tell each other what you had been doing this past week. After all the information had been exchanged and everyone was caught up with each other's lives, that's when the fun started. Tony of course cracked lots of jokes as well as Clint and Thor stuffed his face while Steve was learning new slang with each sentence that left everyone's mouth. Natasha and Bruce had both loosened up but that was probably because of the beer they were drinking. You of course were playing along with Clint and Tony, making jokes of your own.
Then an idea came to your head. A certain topic that you could all talk about. You had done it before with your friends and sure enough it would be fun to talk about it with your Avenger besties.
"So...." You began with a mischievous smile. "You guys want to play a guessing game?"
I-G-G-Y (Drunk!England X Reader)
THEME # 40: FANCY
“HEY (NAME)! LET’S DO SOME KARAOKE!” Alfred yelled, busting your eardrum.
“OW, DAMMIT!” You clapped a hand over your ear and glared at one of your best friends. “I know it’s loud in here, but you don’t have to scream, for fuck’s sake!”
Alfred just grinned and grabbed your hand. “C’mon, (Nickname), it’ll be fun~!”
“Karaoke? With you? Hell no!” You pulled your arm out of his grip, choosing instead to look past the clumps of partying countries and into the kitchen, where Lovino, Mathias, and Arthur were getting drunk off their arses. You sighed. “Why is it when you host a party at Arthur’s house, you always make sure to put out enough wine for Arthur to get bloody drunk off of?”
Alfred adjusted his glasses and shrugged. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said innocently. But you could see his lips twitch as he t
The C-Word (AvengersxReader) One-Shot"You know what?!" You screamed on the top of your lungs at the man who had just touched your bum while you were walking acorss the crowded street with your friends. "You can go fuck yourself you-!"
There was a loud honk from a truck afterwards, cutting off the last word, but all your friends and the man who you just cursed at, heard what you had just said. Everyone looked at you with wide eyes. Tony was giggling to himself like a proud fool, Natasha remained unfazed, Clint had his mouth open in the shape of an "o", Steve could not believe the word that had just left your mouth so he was in shock as well, and Bruce merely sighed, expecting this sort of behavior from you. Thor was merely confused, not sure what the word you had just used meant.
"Bloody fuckface," You spat, twirling on your heel to storm away from the small crowd that had formed.
Natasha was right behind you as soon as she flipped the bird to the man who had touched you and soon, the other Avengers were following you back