Dick Figures rule!!
Sans x Reader- Food For One
"I could imagine this song playing in the Hardmode version.
Like Sans takes you to Grillby's and there is only enough for one person.
So you and him have a friendly spar for it. But he REALLY wants the food.
So Sans doesn't hold back, and really tries to throw you off.
But the smell of that food... fills you with DETERMINATION."
“So, what’ll ya have?” Sans asked. You looked around, looking for a menu, or at least something that would tell you what they served here, since obviously Sans wasn’t going to help.
“Uhh, I’ll take a burger I guess?” You asked more than stated. Sans nodded and turned to Grillby.
“I’ll take one too,” he said. Grillby leaned over the counter slightly.
“Sorry, we only have enough meat for burger.” He said. “I’ve ordered for more, but it won’t be in until tomorrow.”
You looked at Sa
I gotta whip and I'm not afraid to use it Germany
Riiiing! Riiiing! Riiiing!
You groan, hearing your cell phone blasting next to you on your nightstand. You were having such a nice dream, too! What made it so nice? It couldn't be because of the blonde-haired, G. I. Joe soldier come to life, dripping wet from splashing around, man who trains you. No, it had to be the beach water that made your dream so great...Yeah, that's it. Smirk, smirk.
Answer it? No, you'll pass on that. It's not like you didn't love watching Germany getting all pumped up and sweaty-I mean, training hard with him. But today, you just wanted some alone time. Away from the ever-so quiet Japan, flirtatious Italy, and the yum-GERMANY! You weren't going to think 'yummy', never...Besides, he was all training, no love life action. Though, it didn't mean you couldn't...admire him, right?
After being taken in by the Axis alliance a year ago, you found yourself strongly attracted to Germany. Love? Maybe yes, maybe no. You weren't sure, that could be because
Babysitting (Avengers x Child!Reader)
Pairing: Avengers x Child!Reader (Family/Friends)
Fandom: Avengers, Marvel
Word Count: 1,470
"You lost her?"
"Yeah, but Nat, she can run like super fast!" Tony said as an angry Natasha Romanoff stood in front of him, her face starting to turning as red as her hair.
"Yes, but we were left to watch her and make sure she didn't go missing! What happened?! She went missing!" Natasha yelled, her fists clenching by her side. She quickly turned Tony around and gave him a hard push forward, "Go and find her, this instant! I'm going to alert the others and they can help. You better find her!"
With that, Tony was left alone as Natasha stormed off to go and alert the other Avengers that their smallest visitor had gone missing. Yes, the Avengers had been left in charge of a child, who was only about six or seven years old. At first they thought that she was just a normal kid who had a crush on all of the Avengers, as most kids did whether it was roma
Jealousy | Haruka Nanase x Reader
Haruka silently watched in irritation as you conversed with the boy in front of you who, apparently, was a close friend to you from middle school. You had been talking to him for a couple of minutes and the conversation that you were making with the boy in front of you was honestly normal, but Haruka thought otherwise.
He didn’t intervene and disturb the conversation that you were engrossed in, and he managed to stay calm and tell himself to wait for a few more minutes, or seconds.
But as soon as your friend stepped closer to you, Haruka snapped.
Haruka immediately grabbed your wrists before you can even react and took you as far as he can, away from the strangers' sight. When Haruka thought that he was out of sight, the swimmer came into a stop and faced you, who was on the verge of fainting due to endless running.
“Ha-Haru, why’d you do that?!” you managed to say between pants and heavy breathing. Haruka didn’t say anything but stared back at you with a
Bikini Season Is Here (Perv!Levi x Teen!Reader) AU“Finally the trip is here!” Hanji said, stretching her arms. “I thought it would never arrive!”
“Well exams are over so now we have a break,” Armin said.
“Ugh. Why the hell am I still in school?”
“I don't know horseface. I ask why you're here everyday day.”
“Shut up Eren. Why don't you go find Mikasa since you’re so whipped.”
“I'm not whipped! If anyone takes the lead in our relationship it's me.”
Mikasa appeared behind him. “What has that Eren?”
“Oh. Uh n-n-nothing dear. Ehehehe.” Jean snickered at Eren and he eyed him back angrily.
“Alright class. Make sure to get here by 8 am tomorrow and don't be late or else you'll be left behind.”
“Yes professor Erwin!”
“Soooo,” Hanji inquired. “Since we're going to the beach, I was wondering what kind of swimsuits you'd all be wearing.”
“I have a simple white one piece,”
Saitama's Sister [Genos x Reader]Ever since Genos and Saitama registered as super heroes, there hasn't been a dull day. Except a few, but everyone needs a break now and then, so it wasn't like it was boring. And even on jobless days, the duo found ways to entertain themselves. Saitama took the time to read some comics and play games -even if he also did that when he was supposed to work-, while Genos took the liberty of doing some house chores. After all, he had pretty much forced himself to live with Saitama so he could observe the bald man and become stronger, even when the said man complained about the cyborgs constant staring and observing.
So far, Genos hadn't learned much from the older man, but he knew how truly wise Saitama was. No man could have become that strong in a simple way.
For a moment, as Genos was washing the dishes with a simple white apron on, he remembered the time Saitama joked about how he got so strong. It was amazing, how he could look so serious when he said all he did was some push-ups, sit
Catching Cold- Sick!Ciel X Reader
Sick!Ciel X Reader
Working at the Phantomhive manor was always hard. Making sure the young master was pleased was an incredulous hassle as it was, and Sebastian's expectations were almost impossibly high for you. If you pissed off Sebastian, you almost certainly also pissed off Ciel. But all the same, you loved it there.
You never thought things would become even more demanding until Ciel caught a common cold- and a bad one at that.
The Earl was not used to his fragile body catching cold, and since he secluded himself from most of the world, it wasn't very likely for him to get sick very often. From outside his room, you could hear the young master chastising Sebastian, his voice raspy and even lower than it already was (which wasn't much). Every few seconds, he would pause to sniffle. "Sebastian, this is all because you forced me to attend that horrid party. I'm ill now, and how on earth am I to attend my duties like- like-AAAAAACHOOOOOOO!"
"Young Master, y
ItalyXReaderXRomano- Switching Personalities
(Swearing because of Romano-well, sort of. Uh, you'll see. Anyway, don't like, don't read. Also, this is based off of some headcannon I read that I thought would be hilariously funny in a story.)
Every time you tried to relax, something went wrong.
First, Lovino had accidentally forgotten about the pasta he was making, and fell asleep, causing the house to almost burn down. You had to take care of that. Then, Feliciano fell down and scraped his knee, and being who he was, cried until you came and gave him a band-aid. After that, someone had left a futbol (Soccer ball) on the stairs, and you'd slipped on it, causing you to fall and almost kill yourself.
You thought the excitement of the day was over, but it turned out you were wrong. While you were in your room, browsing the internet, you heard a cry from downstairs.
The weird thing was- it sounded like Lovino.
You groaned and got up from where you were sitting. "I'm coming!" You
Obsession [Sebastian x Reader]Never had Sebastian left so weak. No matter how hard he tried to resist, he ended up giving into the temptation over and over again. It was like a drug, something that settled itself into the back of his mind. Or maybe even a curse.
Funny how a demon could be cursed in such a way.
His red eyes watched everything. Not missing even one movement. He left his heart flutter lightly, and a strange feeling started to grow in his stomach. Was the feeling hunger? It's been quite some time sine he last had a nice soul.
No, it was defiantly not hunger. It was something much more. Something more powerful. Something he couldn't resist.
”Just pet the goddamn cat already.” you snapped at the butler that had crouched down next to the black and white kitten. The said demon swallowed thickly as he slowly reached out to touch the fur. The cat purred happily at the touch and got closer to Sebastian.
You could have sworn you saw your dear demon boyfriend blush, but it might have been you imagin