Dick Figures rule!!
I gotta whip and I'm not afraid to use it Germany
Riiiing! Riiiing! Riiiing!
You groan, hearing your cell phone blasting next to you on your nightstand. You were having such a nice dream, too! What made it so nice? It couldn't be because of the blonde-haired, G. I. Joe soldier come to life, dripping wet from splashing around, man who trains you. No, it had to be the beach water that made your dream so great...Yeah, that's it. Smirk, smirk.
Answer it? No, you'll pass on that. It's not like you didn't love watching Germany getting all pumped up and sweaty-I mean, training hard with him. But today, you just wanted some alone time. Away from the ever-so quiet Japan, flirtatious Italy, and the yum-GERMANY! You weren't going to think 'yummy', never...Besides, he was all training, no love life action. Though, it didn't mean you couldn't...admire him, right?
After being taken in by the Axis alliance a year ago, you found yourself strongly attracted to Germany. Love? Maybe yes, maybe no. You weren't sure, that could be because
Female Encounters: Hiro Hamada x Reader
Takes place a few months after the movie.
Contains spoilers from Big Hero 6.
“(Name)? Can you please take out the trash? It’s making the kitchen smell,” your mother pokes her head into your open bedroom doorway.
You set down your book and look out your window. The image of the house across the street is distorted by all the water pelting the glass from the outside. “But it’s raining,” you protest.
She rolls her eyes. “You’ll only be out there for a few seconds, it’s not like you’re going to melt from a little water.” That said, she walks off to the bedroom she shares with your father to finish getting ready for the dinner party the two of them are leaving to.
You huff in annoyance but make your way off the bed, like the obedient daughter you are. You slip on a jacket and put on your shoes before heading downstairs to the kitchen. Your nose scrunches
Hetalia x Reader- 'Dirty Thoughts?'“[Name], dudette!”
“I’d just gotten a super idea of what to do today!”
“Really? So what it is?”
“Meet me in my house in ten minutes, please come! It’s going to be really funny!”
Phone call off. You just received a phone call from one of your best friends, Alfred. The American guy sounded really anxious on the phone, so you predicted that he was planning something really out of control. You were with a big curiosity of what he's up to, so you stood up from your comfortable sofa and began to change your clothes.
It was just a normal day, the weather was in a favorable temperature, the sun was not so hot, birds were singing and flying over the blue sky, people were enjoying a favorable time in parks, etc. Since Alfred’s house is not so far from your house, you arrived quickly and began knocking slightly his house’s door. After a few seconds, a happy blonde-haired American guy opened the do
Gummy Bears: Hiro Hamada x reader
Warning: Fluff alert, Hiro's pervy side comes out a little, once again. Thought I might give you some warning this time, haha.
I imagine this taking place when Hiro is around 17 to 18 years old.
You were currently laying out on Hiro’s bed, your head propped up by his pillows as you read from the book you had resting against your stomach. Hiro was sitting in his desk chair, typing away at his computer. You were both caught up in your own worlds, content being next to each other and not needing to fill the air with useless chatter.
A few minutes later, you hear Hiro’s chair squeak as he leans back and stretches his arms up into the air. The wheels of his chair roll across the hardwood floor as he pushes away from the desk and stands. “I’m gonna grab a snack from downstairs. Do you want anything?” he asks.
You glance at him from your book and shake your head. “No thanks,” you tell him w
Allies X Baby Country!Reader
The Allies had discovered that a new country was formed; a tiny island between North America and Europe. They wanted to be the first to explore the new island, hoping to have a new little brother or sister. They finally made it to the island and got off the boat they used for the long trip.
“Okay everybody listen up!” America shouted, standing on a large boulder to tower over everybody.
“We finally reached this island and I say that we should split up and explore it!” he shouted again.
“Actually, I think it would be best if we stick together. We don’t know anything about this island, aru.” China suggested.
“I think China has a point. We shall all stick together, da?” Russia said, placing his hand on China’s shoulder, making him freak out.
“Alright then it’s settled then. Where should we start searching?” Britain said.
“Don’t ignore me!!” America whined out of nowhere.
Boxers: Tadashi Hamada x Reader
“Tadashi! Are you almost ready?! We’re going to be late, if you don’t hurry up!” you call out as you hurry up the stairs to his room.
“(Name)?!” he calls back. “Wait! Don’t come up here!”
But it’s too late. You’ve already bounded passed Hiro’s side of the room and over to Tadashi’s side. You stop and take him in. He’s only wearing a t-shirt and a pair of boxers. You can’t help but grin in amusement. Crossing your arms, you lean against the corner of the wall, “Pokémon boxers, huh?” The blue fabric was decorated with Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander.
He cheeks flush as he scrambles to grab his pants and put them on. “Don’t laugh,” he says in a stern tone.
“Too late,” you respond, already starting to giggle. “Oh my gosh, you’re the biggest nerd that I know!” your g
I-G-G-Y (Drunk!England X Reader)
THEME # 40: FANCY
“HEY (NAME)! LET’S DO SOME KARAOKE!” Alfred yelled, literally blowing out your eardrum.
“OW, DAMMIT!” You clapped a hand over your ear and glared at one of your best friends. “I know it’s loud in here, but you don’t have to scream, for fuck’s sake!”
Alfred just grinned and grabbed your hand. “C’mon, (Nickname), it’ll be fun~!”
“Karaoke? With you? Hell no!” You pulled your arm out of his grip, choosing instead to look past the clumps of partying countries and into the kitchen, where Lovino, Mathias, and Arthur were getting drunk off their arses. You sighed. “Why is it when you host a party at Arthur’s house, you always make sure to put out enough wine for Arthur to get bloody drunk off of?”
Alfred adjusted his glasses and shrugged. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said innocently. But you could see his lips
Male Encounters: Hiro Hamada x Reader
Sequel to Female Encounters: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Female-Encounters-Hiro-Hamada-x-Reader-506931682
Warning: Contains content that is mildly inappropriate. It's meant to be more funny than anything else, but I felt the need for a warning anyways. There's nothing explicit or overtly mature, but it might make you blush if you're particularly sensitive. I'd probably still rate this like PG-13 or something.
“Hey, Cass!” you greet as you enter the café.
She looks up from the customer that she was ringing up and smiles. “Hey, (Name)! Hiro’s still up in his room getting ready. Feel free to head up there yourself.”
You nod and begin to navigate your way through the chairs and tables to get to the back, “Thanks!”
You make your way upstairs, glancing at all the family photos hanging on the wall as you do. When you get up to Hiro’s bedroom, you notice his bathroom d
Gummy Bear Thief: Hiro Hamada x reader
“What the heck?! Where are they?” you can hear Hiro’s grumblings from the staircase as you walk up to his room. You smile to yourself, already knowing what he’s looking for.
Schooling your features, you take the last step to enter his room. “What’s wrong?” you ask, playing innocent.
He looks up from his position on the floor and halfway under his desk. When he does, he knocks his head on the edge of his desk. “Ouch!” He rubs the sore spot on his head as he crawls out and sits cross legged on the floor.
You wince at the solid thunk of his head hitting the hard desk and walk over. “Are you okay?” you ask, but are cut off when Baymax begins to activate.
Once fully inflated, he moves around the bed to get to you and Hiro. “Hello. I am Baymax, your personal health-”
“Baymax! What did you do with my gummy bear stash?” Hiro asks aggressively.