Dick Figures rule!!
Sans x Reader- Food For One
"I could imagine this song playing in the Hardmode version.
Like Sans takes you to Grillby's and there is only enough for one person.
So you and him have a friendly spar for it. But he REALLY wants the food.
So Sans doesn't hold back, and really tries to throw you off.
But the smell of that food... fills you with DETERMINATION."
“So, what’ll ya have?” Sans asked. You looked around, looking for a menu, or at least something that would tell you what they served here, since obviously Sans wasn’t going to help.
“Uhh, I’ll take a burger I guess?” You asked more than stated. Sans nodded and turned to Grillby.
“I’ll take one too,” he said. Grillby leaned over the counter slightly.
“Sorry, we only have enough meat for burger.” He said. “I’ve ordered for more, but it won’t be in until tomorrow.”
You looked at Sa
Jealousy | Haruka Nanase x Reader
Haruka silently watched in irritation as you conversed with the boy in front of you who, apparently, was a close friend to you from middle school. You had been talking to him for a couple of minutes and the conversation that you were making with the boy in front of you was honestly normal, but Haruka thought otherwise.
He didn’t intervene and disturb the conversation that you were engrossed in, and he managed to stay calm and tell himself to wait for a few more minutes, or seconds.
But as soon as your friend stepped closer to you, Haruka snapped.
Haruka immediately grabbed your wrists before you can even react and took you as far as he can, away from the strangers' sight. When Haruka thought that he was out of sight, the swimmer came into a stop and faced you, who was on the verge of fainting due to endless running.
“Ha-Haru, why’d you do that?!” you managed to say between pants and heavy breathing. Haruka didn’t say anything but stared back at you with a
Embarrassing Photograph -Bucky x Reader
A fitted shirt was quickly put on.
Tight yoga pants hugged your curves nicely.
But more importantly you grabbed your iPod and stuck both earbuds in.
You gave a satisfied sigh, “Time for my jog!” You look outside the window to see the sun rising up over the horizon.
Taking a moment for yourself, the watched the sun steadily grow from a soft glowing orange to a ball of outreaching yellow. It graced itself up into the sky as if it owned it but yet still somehow free. You touched the window longingly.
‘I wonder what it would be like to be that free?’ A brief flash of anger filled your mind. You hadn’t wanted to become an Avenger. In fact you were forced to. Fury was overtly interested in your talent and powers that he wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Your fist clenched and the window you were touching vibrated. You kept making it vibrate until a hairline crack formed in front of your fist. You stopped before shaking your head. “I don’t
Dirty Minded Hawk (Steve Rogers X Reader)Clint walked into the living room only to stop dead silent from what he saw.
Only your head and shoulders were visible over the couch. He could hear you and Steve panting and see your face flushed. You bounced up and down, your (h/c) ponytail following you as well.
"Steve we have been going at this for 2 hours, maybe we should take a break" you panted.
Clint was horrified.
"N-no I'm close, I can do this!" Steve replied breathless.
The archer thought he was going to throw up his breakfast.
"Umpf" Steve grunted and you sighed before falling to the ground, your head and shoulders disappearing behind the couch.
"..." Clint walked out of the living room before stomping back in. "Geez I wonder what (Name) and Steve are doing" His eyes were squeezed shut as he rounded the couch.
"Hey Clint what's up?" You asked. The spy's eyes shot open to see both of you sitting next to each other on the floor. Still clothed."What were you guys doing?" He asked innocent yet cautiously.
"I ran a 6 miles with
Babysitting (Avengers x Child!Reader)
Pairing: Avengers x Child!Reader (Family/Friends)
Fandom: Avengers, Marvel
Word Count: 1,470
"You lost her?"
"Yeah, but Nat, she can run like super fast!" Tony said as an angry Natasha Romanoff stood in front of him, her face starting to turning as red as her hair.
"Yes, but we were left to watch her and make sure she didn't go missing! What happened?! She went missing!" Natasha yelled, her fists clenching by her side. She quickly turned Tony around and gave him a hard push forward, "Go and find her, this instant! I'm going to alert the others and they can help. You better find her!"
With that, Tony was left alone as Natasha stormed off to go and alert the other Avengers that their smallest visitor had gone missing. Yes, the Avengers had been left in charge of a child, who was only about six or seven years old. At first they thought that she was just a normal kid who had a crush on all of the Avengers, as most kids did whether it was roma
I gotta whip and I'm not afraid to use it Germany
Riiiing! Riiiing! Riiiing!
You groan, hearing your cell phone blasting next to you on your nightstand. You were having such a nice dream, too! What made it so nice? It couldn't be because of the blonde-haired, G. I. Joe soldier come to life, dripping wet from splashing around, man who trains you. No, it had to be the beach water that made your dream so great...Yeah, that's it. Smirk, smirk.
Answer it? No, you'll pass on that. It's not like you didn't love watching Germany getting all pumped up and sweaty-I mean, training hard with him. But today, you just wanted some alone time. Away from the ever-so quiet Japan, flirtatious Italy, and the yum-GERMANY! You weren't going to think 'yummy', never...Besides, he was all training, no love life action. Though, it didn't mean you couldn't...admire him, right?
After being taken in by the Axis alliance a year ago, you found yourself strongly attracted to Germany. Love? Maybe yes, maybe no. You weren't sure, that could be because
Hetalia x Reader- The Beach
(read description first please this story will have multiple ending so you pick who you end up with)
You adjusted the strap on your favorite bathing suit and looked in the mirror. (h/c) hair swept up into a high pony, (e/c) eyes with waterproof mascara, and your favorite (color) swimsuit on.
You were ready for the beach. Your friends had invited you out to the beach on their private island for the weekend and you had happily agreed. Why did they have a private beach you ask? Well because you were friends with the personifications of the countries.
And being countries they could get practically anything they wanted, including an island. OF course this island was off the map so no intruders would bother your little party. Another question has probably come to mind by now, how did i become friends with countries?
Good question, that would be because you are a country as well. The country of _______ in fact. The plane would leave in an hour and the airport was only thirty minutes away.
Energy Drinks (QuicksilverxReader) One-Shot
“Pietro!” his mother called from upstairs. “(Name) is here!”
Pietro, who had been downstairs in the basement playing his arcade game, glanced up and then within a blink of an eye, he was at the front door of the house.
“Jesus…” his mother muttered, blinking rapidly so that her vision could readjust.
She was sometimes left dazed whenever Pietro zoomed past her at supersonic speed. She left him to open the door, his little sister watching TV and eating a sandwich he had made for her about fifteen seconds ago. He opened the door and there you were standing, casual smile on your lips. He leaned against the door, stopping you from entering, when he saw that you had a black plastic bag in your hands.
“What’s in the bag?” he asked curiously.
“Oh nothing~” you smiled sweetly.
“I don’t think it’s nothing.” He leaned forward to try and peer into the bag but you wouldn’t allow him. “It
Obsession [Sebastian x Reader]Never had Sebastian left so weak. No matter how hard he tried to resist, he ended up giving into the temptation over and over again. It was like a drug, something that settled itself into the back of his mind. Or maybe even a curse.
Funny how a demon could be cursed in such a way.
His red eyes watched everything. Not missing even one movement. He left his heart flutter lightly, and a strange feeling started to grow in his stomach. Was the feeling hunger? It's been quite some time sine he last had a nice soul.
No, it was defiantly not hunger. It was something much more. Something more powerful. Something he couldn't resist.
”Just pet the goddamn cat already.” you snapped at the butler that had crouched down next to the black and white kitten. The said demon swallowed thickly as he slowly reached out to touch the fur. The cat purred happily at the touch and got closer to Sebastian.
You could have sworn you saw your dear demon boyfriend blush, but it might have been you imagin