Pranks - Deadpool x Reader
~~Author's Note: Prepare for Explosions of Randomness. You have been warned...~~~
“Rah! Dammit WADE!” You screeched. This was the fifth time today of him pulling a prank.
Wade laughed holding his sides together. “Ahaha! Your face!”
You wiped your eyes from the stinking liquid on your face. Claws coming out, you prepared to scratch him. “Wade after I take a shower I will murder you!”
Deadpool behind his mask seemed to smirk, “_____ you know you couldn’t do that; you love me too much" He came close enough to sensually whisper, "-and can I come with~?”
In anger you got the accused blender filled with the gag-retching liquid and threw it at him. He narrowly missed the flying projectile by mere inches. “Hey _____! That was an expensive blender!” You flicked him off before going to the shower. “You could buy another one you jerk!”
You closed the bathroom door. In a matter of seconds, you stripped
Gayness Overload. Scotland x Reader
A/n: This is somewhat of a crackfic, but just as a quick note: I don't mean to offend anyone with this, and I have nothing against Scotland and it's people, i swear! This kinda makes fun at them, but i juts made it for shits and giggles. Don't like, don't read. And i don't know how to sound out a bagpipe so be prepared for horrible onomatopoeia! Oh yeah, also some swearing.
You slowly creeped down the hallway and peered around the corner, only to see Allistor sitting at the table drinking his whiskey and smoking a cigar, as he does every night. Unfortunately for him, you had been screwing around on the computer an hour ago and did some research on his country, and boy, did you find some hilarious stuff!
He had always been playing tricks on you so you decided payback was the perfect way to get even. And you had the "ultimate" plan. So, using the almighty all-knowing google, you decided to fuck with him tonight. You just hoped he would get too mad.. like that on
Supernatural x Reader Chatroom
Sam has created a chatroom.
(Name): Hey Sam
Sam: Hey (Name).
Dean: Why don’t I get a smiley face?
(Name): I didn’t know you were here.
Sam: Ouch! Nice Burn.
Castiel: Where is the fire? Are you okay Sam? Where else would Dean be (Name)?
Sam: Figure of speech Cas and (Name) didn’t know that Dean was here because he didn’t post a comment.
Castiel: But where else would Dean be?
Crowley: Losing battle there Moose.
(Name): It’s great to see you using technology though.
Castiel: I like texting.
Gabriel: Hello everybody and hello (Name). You doing anything later?
Crowley: Juliet! Growley! Stay!
Gabriel: Someone’s protective. You two doing anything that I should know about?
Sam made (Name) an administrator.
(Name) muted Gabriel for two minutes.
Castiel: Was there any truth to what Gabriel said?
(Name) has changed Castiel’s username to Winged Soldier Boy.
Crowley: See even sh
2P!Canada X Child!Reader - Go the F*ck to Sleep
2P!CANADA X CHILD!READER
GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP
[A/N : There is cussing! What do expect from a 2P? It's also clear there will be cussing because of the title. This is based on a book called, 'Go the F*ck to Sleep', by Adams Mansbach.
It was a normal night for the 2Ps.
Well, a Sunday movie night, and the Allies were getting ready to watch movies.
Oliver was placing popcorn in the microwa
Hack Attack (Avengers+Reader)"Ha! Guess who just got 160.7k on Instagram?" Clint bragged.
"Hmmm... I'm guessing... you?" You asked, looking up at him from your phone. You were currently laying on the couch, your head propped up on Clint 's lap and your feet on Natasha. The rest of the Avengers were all on their phones as well, sitting around in the living room.
"I bet I have more followers than you," Nat smirked, not taking her eyes off of her screen.
"Doubt it," Clint responded, his eyes also glued to his phone.
"Please, I probably have more followers than all of you combined," Tony spoke up cockily, holding
his phone with none other than an iron man case on it.
"Why is it so important to have 'followers'?" Thor asked, confused. He'd didn't understand why social media was such a big deal.
Steve decided to answer, wanting to test his own knowledge on technology. "It's a popularity thing. Basically if you have more followers than another person, you're more popular than them and are 'better'," Steve met your eyes,
Dad!Sousuke x Mommy!Reader x Son!Haruka- Food Love
"Haru! Sousuke! Dinner's ready!"
Little footsteps could be heard in the hallway followed by larger, heavier ones. Haru and Sousuke came into the dining room. You placed Haru in his blue high chair, noticing how happy he was. Haru's sapphire eyes were shining since he was especially excited for today's dinner: mackerel. You didn't know why, but Haru had an obsession for the fish. He always wanted it all the time. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all that fish during your pregnancy after all...
"Ugh, why do we keep having mackerel?" Sousuke complained but was given a stern glare by Haru. You sighed. "You know Haru loves his mackerel Sousuke." You heard a 'tch' from your husband. "Besides, it's your fault for getting me all that fish when I was pregnant." "I didn't know we were going to have the sea for dinner for the rest of our lives."
Ignoring Sousuke's last comment, you placed a plate of cut-up mackerel pieces and a bowl of rice in front of Haru, giving the three-year-old his fav